Gilligan's Island

[TigerBunny]

My Lisa found this and thought you folks might enjoy a ponder...

Gilligan's Island Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called GILLIGAN'S ISLAND. There is, however, a dark secret about this "comedy" you may never have realized.

The island is a direct representation of hell. Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to leave.

Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins:

- Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac.

- Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of Ginger's beauty.

- The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an annoying know-it-all.

- Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation needed.

- Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never lifted a finger to help on and of their escape plans.

- The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY - again, no explanation needed and ANGER - he violently hits Gilligan on each show.

- This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who put them there. He prevents them from leaving by foiling all of their escape plots. Also, it is HIS island. Therefore, Gilligan is SATAN.

Crazy? He does wear red in every episode...

http://www.getamused.com/jokes/0281314.html

[Tallen]

Ha!!! I think watching the series is hell, but I didn't think so when it first aired. :BigB:

[TigerBunny]

Ha!!! I think watching the series is hell, but I didn't think so when it first aired. :BigB:

I used to feel that way about "The Brady Bunch" until my Grandmother got me hooked on soaps at the age of 6. :shocked:

Fortunately I've managed to break that habit...but every time I hear the theme song for "Days of our Lives" I want to find the nearest window and jump. :wwink:

[JBaker45]

Ashley just loves to listen to me sing the Gilligan's Island song to her - Lol

Of course, I doctor the song up a bit - "the mate was a mighty sailin' bird...".

[Tallen]

Ashley just loves to listen to me sing the Gilligan's Island song to her - Lol

Of course, I doctor the song up a bit - "the mate was a mighty sailin' bird...".

It's feathers surely bright... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_33_7.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYUS)






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[TigerBunny]

Ashley just loves to listen to me sing the Gilligan's Island song to her - Lol

Of course, I doctor the song up a bit - "the mate was a mighty sailin' bird...".


It's feathers surely bright... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_33_7.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYUS)



Didn't I warn you two this show was EVIL? Snap out of it's fowl spell! :biglol:

[Tallen]

IT IS EVIL!!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_5_4.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824MNUS)

What the...

[Yodas_Prodigy]

I did get a kick out of this. I sent it to a bunch on my e-mail list.:devil::bigeyes:

[JBaker45]

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"...If not for the courage of the fearless crew, their carrion would be light."

[Tallen]

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